Friday, January 23, 2004
Sun Myung Moon lightens God's burdon
Cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon's wire service just revealed that God didn't have to be all that omnipotent to perform one of his Old Testament miracles:
- Russian mathematicians have determined the legendary parting of the Red Sea that let the Jews flee Egypt was possible, the Moscow Times reported [...]The mathematicians calculated the "strong east wind that blew all that night" mentioned in the Bible needed to blow at a speed of 67 miles per hour to make the reef, said Volzinger, who specializes in ocean phenomena, flooding and tidal waves.
Stand by for "Noah may have taken embryos on cypress ark, genetic theorist determines".
// posted by Erik @ 1/23/2004 09:32:00 AM
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