Fear of Clowns

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- H. L. Mencken
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Saturday, July 10, 2004

Bush has better values. Did he come from a monkey? 

Bush is going big on values and targeting the religious vote, which for Republicans, includes a lot of fundamentalists.

Mainstream America values the New Testament and science. Fundies value the Bible as the literal word of God. Who's values does he share? I mean, think about it. Is Bush claiming he believes the Earth is 6,008 years and 156 days old and ...

"I didn't come from no monkey!"

Or is he claiming that although he's religious, he's mainstream and believes some of the Bible is metaphorical ...

"Don't misunderestimate me. I remember my Jr High geology, the world is fabulously old."

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