Fear of Clowns

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- H. L. Mencken

Sunday, July 04, 2004

It's July 4th and I STILL don't "use" deodorant! 

Ten or 20 years ago, it occurred to me that I probably didn't smell awfully bad. That I wasn't odorous. So I stopped "wearing" de-odorant. That was around the time I read Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, I'm unsure if that played into my revelation.

I have trouble understanding how humans could have evolved so as to make deodorant beneficial. Sure people have a smell, but I think it's a scent, not an odor. Nobody ever objects to my fermented sweat, although my mom occasionally notes I smell like garlic. I feel so free.

PS. I'm naked.

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