Thursday, July 29, 2004
"None shall pass."
Repubs: None shall pass.
Dems: What?
Repubs : None shall pass.
Dems: We have no quarrel with you, good Republicans, but we must cross this bridge.
Repubs : Then you shall die.
Dems: We command you as the Party of Optimism to stand aside!
Repubs : We move for no man.
Dems: So be it!
[Democratic Convention]
Republicans: Come on then.
Dems: What?
Repubs: Have at you!
Dems: You are indeed brave, fine Republicans, but the fight is our's.
Repubs: Oh, had enough, eh?
Dems: Look, you stupid bastards, you've got no arms left!
Repubs: Yes we have.
Dems: Look!
Repubs: Just a flesh wound.
Dems: Look, stop that.
Repubs: Chicken! Chicken!
Dems: Look, We'll have your leg. Right!
[Democrats cut off the Republicans' leg.]
Repubs: Right, we'll do you for that!
Dems: You'll what?
Repubs: Come 'ere!
Dems: What are you going to do, bleed on us?
Repubs: We're invincible!
Dems: You're loonies.
Repubs: The Republicans always triumph! Have at you! Come on then!
// posted by Erik @ 7/29/2004 11:43:00 AM
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