Fear of Clowns

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Thursday, September 23, 2004

Spirit of America Party, Inc 

From a wingnut's preliminary party platform, taken from a letter apparently sent to President Bush,

$10.00 a bbl. oil world wide

I would like to suggest that our country which has paid the highest cost along with the U.K. and the others who truly bore a cost in this liberation be compensated for it's expenses and losses by the free independent liberated country of Iraq. Not to their financial detriment but to our mutual benefit. This could be accomplished with the presentation of a bill of particulars and repayment in the form of an oil purchase discount.

To avoid any political charges of being in bed with big oil, I offer the services of my small business. We would serve as a bill through company purchasing from the Iraqi National Oil Company for the discounted price to be passed on entirely at the same price to all big oil company purchasers. They in turn must pass on the greatest part of those savings along to the American people.

The rest is only mildly amusing (THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE HAS TO BEGIN WITH "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER", use Indian tribes to patrol the borders, FULL tax deduction for religious education ...) , but if you want to load a couple MB of people jumping out of the WTC and bald eagles crying, here you go.

On a related note, Sinfonian transcribes a C-SPAN caller's reasons for voting for Bush (via atrios),

Good morning. I'm going to vote for President Bush because, after all, you know, God made us there, you know, in His image, free from any black color and all. The only church that Kerry can go to is where they say the Black Mass, and that is in the Merriam-Webster Pocket Book dictionary, where it says that that is the devil worshippers ... So, definitely, I would never vote for, you know, Senator Kerry.

And that isn't the only reason. Also, in the Bible, God said ... God ... that, uh, also, like (unintelligible) and faggots, that he says, anybody that lays down with another man and has sex with his own sex, and any woman that lays down with another woman and has sex should be put to death and their (unintelligible) upon them. It also says that about interracial marriages and everything. So that's the reason why I'm voting for my president, Bush.

There is more ...

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