Fear of Clowns

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- H. L. Mencken
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

8,880 pounds of unused power 

Here is a billboard in my neighborhood in which I go about all my business quicker with a bike and backpack than if I would use my car,

8,880 pounds of useless power

Although Lincoln didn't name its creation as honestly as Chevrolet christened its Suburban, at least they didn't name it after something being polluted by the fumes created by all the extra cargo space: Yukon, Forester, Tundra, Sequoia, Frontier, Mountaineer ...

PS. Yesterday, I saw an honest bumper-sticker on some huge Dodgemobile carrying a single passanger, "Suckin' gas and Haulin' ass":

fat ass
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Great place you gots here. I'll be sure to stop back often. :)

-desi
And people, especialy drivers of large vehicles, get pissed at me for walking across intersections and slowing them down. ERGGHH!
i love ur ass bb

 

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