Fear of Clowns

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

The $1 million UFO aqnd other sundries 

Skeptic James Randi has accepted Prophet Yahweh's application for the James Randi Educational Foundation $1 million challenge - Randi himself will be present for the test on January 25 or 26, 2006. Oh, and they confirmed that Prophet Yahweh's legal name is indeed Prophet Yahweh.

Yahweh now says two giant spaceships will appear for two days over Las Vegas. He's also kicked all "homosexuals and homosexual sympathizers" off his list and told us that it's OK for him to bash homosexuals because he once was one, but has since been convinced by the straight agenda and converted to heterosexuality,

a man anally penetrating another man through the channels that his bowels pass as if it's a woman's vagina ... This is self induced mental illness through Satanic possession.

What else can it be? If you think what I just said is not mental illness, then you need to see a psychiatrist!

People talk about being gay and hear about being gay, but most of them never really think about what fags do when having sex.

As for me, I know it is as sick as I have described for a fact! The way I know, is that I use to be a homosexual.

... you may wonder why I would admit this to several thousand people. The answer is so that many people, who allowed the devil to deceive them, sexually, like he did me, will be motivated to completely and totally abandon the horrible homosexual world, when they see how YAHWEH saved me from that sick and demented lifestyle.

End note: my psychic reading that Yahweh's first "financial donor" was actually a Nigerian Scam was correct. Today, Prophet told his email distribution list that it "ended up as an attack on my bank account."

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