Fear of Clowns

Me, up close (click for detail):

Until five years ago when a friend pointed out all the Old Masters have exuberant brow bristles I was a bit self-conscious about my somewhat immodest and wooly forehead. And now, aready over 4 cm without trying, my prize eyebrows are over halfway to the World Record for longest eyebrow. Until I read of the record, I would occasionally trim the 7 or 8 eyebrows which grow fast and long. I don't know if they'll fall out before they reach record length of a little over three inches, but in the words of Woody Allen, "80% of success is showing up."

Please leave my good wishes and if you care, suggest what color I ought to claim for my eyes on my next driver's license.

// posted by Erik @ 9/30/2005 10:35:00 PM
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