Fear of Clowns

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- H. L. Mencken
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Saturday, December 17, 2005

This is why we must never retreat from the War on Christmas 

So we don't have to fight them within our own shores,

A gang of drunken "Santas" caused merry hell across central Auckland yesterday, robbing stores, tagging buildings and assaulting security guards.

We must replace this problematic season with a peaceful, secular holiday.

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Comments:

We are in a democracy, so why don't we all vote on whether we want Christmas or not?

In the meantime, I guess I will cancel your Christmas gift.
But hey, if you need a gift idea for your trout Thursday, I suggest checking these guys out, they are awesome!

http://www.troutmusic.com/

If you can launch the radio of "18 Wheels on a Big Rig" you will love it!
Oh, I bet someone could make it a religious (christian) holiday. What if, for example, in Christ's "sermon on the mount" where he turned the loaves and fish into a neverending food supply they were trout? I definately see some stark religious conotations here. I am pretty sure the religious right could turn any holiday into a solem, consumer affair. . .
DuWayne, you'd never make it at Hallmark...

 

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