Fear of Clowns

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- H. L. Mencken

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Jabba the Hut endorses McCain 

Althogh I've never asked, I frequently wonder why right-wing Christians don't just welcome themselves into right-wing Heaven by offing themselves.

After all, there's no chance they'll suffer under a Muslim presidency in Heaven. And their bliss would overcome any hated, repetitive and obsessive thoughts of those who were violently opposed to the Vietnam War. I mean, in Heaven, Bill Ayres wouldn't even be a minor irritant, just another minion in Hell.

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