Fear of Clowns

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- H. L. Mencken
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Pat Robertson needs to clean his own house first 

What a dolt. AT A MINIMUM, priests have made at least 10 times as many gay people as coaches and guidance counselors combined.

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Friday, May 01, 2009

Chinese water torture, crown of thorns ... pretty much the same thing 

If God let his own be tortured and murdered for the sake of others, certainly we can slap around a few Muslims who are going to be tortured in hell forever anyway.

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Friday, April 03, 2009

Th, th, th, thats all folks! 

The perennial Last Supper parody is playing out in San Diego courtesy of Glen Tarnowski.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Teh Ceiling Cat Prayer 

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Jesus is still there for you when you're tempted to go to the authorties 

A small insight into Allen Stanford's criminal congregation,

At another meeting two days later, an executive pounded the table stating "the assets are there," the complaint states.

The next day, a confidential informant in attendance "broke down crying because of the revelations the previous day" and threatened to go to authorities.

"Soon thereafter, Attorney A walked over to (the confidential informant) and suggested they begin to pray together," the complaint states.

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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Christians pray to golden calf 

Oh the stupid. Via apostropher.

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Saturday, September 06, 2008

For what it's worth 

McCain isn't baptized,

His wife and two his children have been baptized, but McCain has not. "I didn't find it necessary to do so for my spiritual needs," McCain explained.

If Obama wasn't baptized, it would be a major scandal, don't you think?

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Friday, August 29, 2008

In mysterious ways 

It appears possible that God may still answer right-wing conservatives' prayer for rain, but at a time and place of His choosing.

Gustav's projected path

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Rabbi Elchonon Kirshentaun 

"We're here to share in the pain of Lebanese people and to express our belief that authentic Jews have been against the State of Israel since day one and has no right to exist and it's against the Jewish faith ... Judaism is a religion of peace, Jews have been loyal citizens of whichever country they have lived in over the years and have lived in peace with Arabs in the Arab lands for thousands of years, we would like to continue to do so. The only problem is Zionism and Zionists. It's neither Jews nor Arabs, it's not Judiasm or Islam ... [Zionism] is only 50 to 100 years [old]."

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Obama is not a Christian, but a "false prophet" 

Cal Thomas told me so.

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

McCain must ExPlain 

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Koran 3:145: Only Allah can kill you 

Reading bin Laden's 1996 fatwa in which he declares war on Saudi Arabia and the "American-Zionist crusaders", this Koranic verse stuck out,

No one dies except by GOD's leave, at a predetermined time

That's some pretty hardcore predestination. No matter what you do, you aren't going to die unless it's the one and single time god picked for you already.

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