<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:29:29 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Fear of Clowns</title><description>"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;em&gt;- H. L. Mencken&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href="mailto:gozz@gozz.com?subject=fearofclowns%20feedback"&gt;gozz&lt;em&gt;@&lt;/em&gt;gozz.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fearofclowns.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1249</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-5759492260586252886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-04T17:29:29.760-08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>recipes</category><title>Drink for a cold recipe: "Moldy Daisy"</title><atom:summary type='text'>I made this up last night and felt 50% over my cold this morning so am repeating it tonight. It's delicious. I don't know if it contributed to my partial recovery, but like I told the checkout guy who asked about kombucha, "It doesn't hurt."




two large lemons 
finger-sized piece of fresh ginger 
 6 oz kombucha 
3 oz. spiced rum 
3 tbsp honey 


Juice the lemons and press the juice out of the </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2010/03/drink-for-cold-recipe-moldy-daisy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8615729029086737465</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-07T00:25:33.818-08:00</atom:updated><title>Mom's cabbage rolls, Christmas 2009</title><atom:summary type='text'>My mom learned to make this dish for my dad; it was one of his childhood favorites as a kid growing up during the Great Depression. My mom is Norwegian and my dad's ancestors migrated to N. Dakota from Odessa around and because of the 1917 Russian Revolution. I suppose the dish is sufficiently bland and simple to please folks of both heritages. My dad calls them "pigs in a blanket" - even though </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2010/02/moms-cabbage-rolls-christmas-2009.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-3442453586602407686</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-01-21T12:27:21.371-08:00</atom:updated><title>Pawlenty to offer abstinent Governor a cooler of beer</title><atom:summary type='text'>I just received an email from the Pawlenty 2012 Campaign. Of note,

As for the Minnesota Vikings, Governor Pawlenty is running a poll on his Facebook page right now asking what he should offer Governor Bobby Jindal in the unlikely event that the Saints beat the Vikings this weekend. (A Vikings cooler filled with Minnesota's best microbrews is currently leading.) You can vote here.

Bobby Jindal </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2010/01/pawenty-to-offer-abstinent-governor.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-4028347927596142308</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-22T22:27:29.486-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>chili peppers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>gardening</category><title>I seldom label my seedlings</title><atom:summary type='text'>But I found an awesome chili pepper identification routine.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/09/i-seldom-label-my-seedlings.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-883177007989354136</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-12T21:54:55.470-07:00</atom:updated><title>Obama healthcare rally, Minneapolis (part 2: excerpt)</title><atom:summary type='text'>The jumbotron conveyed an unfortunate message:

Stable &amp; Secure Health Care

WOLVES

www.whitehouse.gov

But I'm sure most of us physically present (about 15,000 based the venue being about 3/4 full) knew the speech was delivered from The Minnesota Timberwolves' home court and presumably it wasn't as prominent to televised audiences.

There was also quite a bit of misplaced applause that should </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/09/obama-health-care-rally-minneapolis_12.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-4085068568643071194</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-14T21:30:37.305-07:00</atom:updated><title>Obama healthcare rally, Minneapolis (part 1: my experience)</title><atom:summary type='text'>I read a craigslist posting about what I thought would be a wildly successful teabagger protest at the Obama health care rally so made it down there as the sun was coming up, about 6:45 am. There was at most a dozen people assembled at the corner. As they looked both really boring and really stupid (I only anticipated the second attribute) I abandoned my idea of getting them on video ("Does it </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/09/obama-health-care-rally-minneapolis.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-1252386330851636003</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 07:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-07T00:14:27.187-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elephants amok</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>chili peppers</category><title>Assam promotes Bhut Jolokia chilli cultivation for export and control of rioting people and elephants</title><atom:summary type='text'>Two of my favorite topics in one,

According to agriculture experts, the demand for Bhut Jolokia has increased recently, especially after it was established that it is the hottest pepper about two years ago. "The demand for Bhut Jolokia abroad is especially for its spice usage. In fact, it is also the tastiest pepper in the world. Moreover, different experiments on multiple uses of Bhut Jolokia </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/09/assam-promotes-bhut-jolokia-chilli.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-7536528709030675837</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-02T21:55:36.128-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elephants amok</category><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>BERHAMPUR:

A herd of wild elephants went on the rampage again, killing a woman and destroying almost all houses at a village in riot-ravaged
Kandhamal district.br /&gt;

The wild herd, which is believed to have run away from the Lakhary elephant reserve in neighbouring Gajapati district, have been wrecking havoc in Kandhamal's Simanbadi, Baliguda and K Nuagaon forest range areas for the past three </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/09/berhampur-wild-herd-which-is-believed.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8759558410886592395</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-08T20:16:41.997-07:00</atom:updated><title>Three shows in three days: Day 3: Bat for Lashes</title><atom:summary type='text'>August 7th: Bat for Lashes @ The Varsity



The first song of the first show of her American tour. My immediate and overpowering impression of the show was that it was a rather boring spot-on reproduction of her studio stuff - and indeed, the intention was obviously to reproduce the studio sound. It gets an A++ for that, double plus. Given her artiness, I'd expected to be surprised by an </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/08/three-shows-in-three-days-day-3-bat-for.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-1020644405925160698</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-08T17:18:31.366-07:00</atom:updated><title>Three shows in three days: Day 2: "No Deachunter" - Dan Deacon, Deerhunter and No Age</title><atom:summary type='text'>August 5th: Dan Deacon, Deerhunter and No Age round robin @ (on?) Memorial Union Terrace

First things first: this was an outdoors show with what seemed to be an indoor PA system. It could have been literally two or three times the decibels for those of us standing towards the middle, but the show blew my mind anyway. Here's Dan Deacon's first song,



The concept, briefly: all three bands on </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/08/three-shows-in-three-days-day-2-no.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-4662722822743536873</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-08-08T13:44:16.366-07:00</atom:updated><title>Three shows in three days: Day 1: The Warlocks, The Morning After Girls and Gliss</title><atom:summary type='text'>August 5th: The Warlocks, The Morning After Girls and Gliss @ The 7th Street Entry

All these bands are relatively new to me. I was particularly amped to see Gliss. Loved their set, but their wall of guitar sound would have come off better had the sound man been familiar with their studio work or responded to their question from stage "Is there enough reverb out there?" (no). This was their last </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/08/three-shows-in-three-days-day-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8855962131711748077</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-27T21:38:13.893-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elephants amok</category><title>Thai elephant on speedy rampage</title><atom:summary type='text'>A female elephant has killed seven people in Thailand's Trang province in the past month and continues to scare locals.

And ...

Trang Governor Somphong Anuyuthaphong also said that the husbandry department would check the elephant for possible addiction to narcotic drugs such as amphetamine.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/thai-elephant-on-speedy-rampage.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-2509724845463578323</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 06:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-23T23:41:24.605-07:00</atom:updated><title>If you find yourself in a sewer with a giant alligator, remember this</title><atom:summary type='text'>Postulate: One cat has eight tails.
Proof: No cat has seven tails. One cat has one more tail than no cat. Therefore, one cat has eight tails.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/if-you-find-yourself-in-sewer-with.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-1278248329416526980</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-19T22:52:43.030-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>taxes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>conservatism</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>stranger than fiction</category><title>I'm so glad people like thus only exist on the Internet</title><atom:summary type='text'>Read an idiot argue that tax brackets ought to be indexed to inflation.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/im-so-glad-people-like-thus-only-exist.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-5121699760583712868</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-19T22:29:45.096-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>right wingers</category><title>YOUR DIEING ME!</title><atom:summary type='text'></atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/your-dieing-me.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8266264144412484626</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-17T22:02:44.280-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elephants amok</category><title>Guwahati roundup: Elephants killed 452 people since 2001</title><atom:summary type='text'>Rundown, from Guwahati,

A total of 452 people have been killed by wild elephants in the State from 2001 to May 24, 2009. The year 2006 witnessed the maximum death of 79 people, followed by 61 in 2005, 54 in 2004, 52 in 2008, 49 in 2001, 46 in 2002, and 44 each in 2003 and 2007...
"We have increased the compensation for a person killed by elephants to Rs 40,000, and the State Government has </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/guwahati-roundup-elephants-killed-452.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-3234352783198381272</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-10T22:00:03.934-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elephants amok</category><title>Elephant kills 5, locals live in terror</title><atom:summary type='text'>The battle is on.

A wild rogue elephant went on the rampage in Badmal and killed an old couple, then, a day later, it struck again killing three more in the Jhankara area. The elephant also destroyed over 15 thatched and mud houses, besides destroying or eating paddy kept after harvesting. No one seems to have any clue why the elephant has gone on the rampage amongst the villages.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/elephant-kills-5-locals-live-in-terror.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-6608757915059460917</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-07-03T22:34:18.057-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>economics</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>war</category><title>Howard Zinn: Untold Truths About the American Revolution</title><atom:summary type='text'>Right.

Canada is independent of England, isn't it? I think so.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/07/howard-zinn-untold-truths-about.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8885041655175112193</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-20T21:13:45.062-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>imaginary liberal</category><title>Obnoxiously droning locusts din our ears and minds with insufferable, pride-bloated protestations of the intellectual superiority of Democrats</title><atom:summary type='text'>I make a religion of politics and gods of politicians.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/06/obnoxiously-droning-locusts-din-our.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-783236149242275184</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-09T16:04:44.482-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>right wingers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>homosexuality</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>religion</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Republicans</category><title>Pat Robertson needs to clean his own house first</title><atom:summary type='text'>What a dolt. AT A MINIMUM, priests have made at least 10 times as many gay people as coaches and guidance counselors combined.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/06/pat-robertson-needs-to-clean-his-own.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-8314731481907271022</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-23T16:56:33.823-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>music</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>fun stuff</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>stranger than fiction</category><title>Father of few, boyfriend of many</title><atom:summary type='text'>This tape was found in a tape recorder in a Salvation Army. You probably don't want to listen to it at work or around your kids: it starts out as a diary about the speaker's depression but quickly turns onto a sex diary. The cassette was found by Steve from Slabo and came with an issue of his zine, Slop Hut.

Side 1

Side 2

Side two is crazier.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/05/father-of-few-boyfriend-of-many.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-1160104043861456482</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 03:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-21T20:53:55.621-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>YouTube</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>music</category><title>Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, More</title><atom:summary type='text'>







</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/05/harder-better-faster-stronger-more.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-1171170208811618525</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 18:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-01T11:45:39.347-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>war</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>religion</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Bush White House</category><title>Chinese water torture, crown of thorns ... pretty much the same thing</title><atom:summary type='text'>If God let his own be tortured and murdered for the sake of others, certainly we can slap around a few Muslims who are going to be tortured in hell forever anyway.</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/05/chinese-water-torture-crown-of-thorns.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-6403684359976116271</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-18T02:43:51.676-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>right wingers</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Republicans</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>conservatism</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>economy</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Democrats</category><title>Conversation with a non-lberal</title><atom:summary type='text'>I recently had a fascinating Facebook conversation with a friend of a friend, David, seemingly aligned with Republican Ron Paul.

I'm rather sympathetic to Paulites as they seem to want the best for everybody, but their commendable idealism is mired in the fact that there's a lot more natural born assholes in the would than they admit. We need a government to regulate these people before they </atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/04/conversation-with-non-lberal.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6253693.post-6552559367215435969</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-17T15:35:22.594-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>poison dart frogs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pets</category><title>A dozen eggs</title><atom:summary type='text'>From the banded leucs,

</atom:summary><link>http://fearofclowns.com/2009/04/dozen-eggs.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Erik)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>